cbut gigi

hey nigger! HAHAHHAHAH *bodo*
heyy poeple!! *smbil mlambai2 tgn mcm princess*
i knw ive been posting soo mny thngs bout my teeth..
surely u ppl bored already
but now im putting it off
the last episode of my teeth
wuuuhooo~

ok on monday i went to see the dentist
after class tuu.. dgn beg gedang2 plus laptop yg berat nk mam
then i went lah to ths
KLINIK PERGIGIAN DAROYAH
*ye ye sile gelak*
i knw wht ure thnkg
"DAROYAH?!!"
come on flyy... haha
yep thats the fact
but still i am thankful that the nme wasnt ROGAYAH
or LATIPAH.
or even MAIMUNNAH
coz if it does probably u guys will laugh harder thn ths
ahhhh~ the hell lah wif the name kan

ok
then when i was ther buat mke kaye..
g klinik mahal woo
makes me feel like want to learn all those prubatan alternatif
kan senang x pyh kluar duit amek je akar2 kayu
sembuhh
wahh angan2
ok smbung, wat derr,
kne laa bius kan
pnjangggggggggggggggggggg gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the jarummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
takut x?
tp tape ak terel.. sure laa ak x tkut en..
ak bkn cm korg
WAHAHA
pastu mule laa rse kebas2
ak mle2 rilek cm pro ahh
bjet jee mcm slalu jmpe dntst
pstu lme2 ak cm bosan dn tataw nk wat ape
so ak pn sentuh2 mulut ak
eeeeeeeee
hahahha mcmlah mulut sdiri njis kan
x rse wooo
ak rse mcm hebat ahh
pstu gigit2 bibir sbb x rse
fuuhh mmg power ahh
pstu dgn kuasa doremon yg ak ade
ak mgunakan spenuh daya imaginasi ak
yg tapenah nk dgredkan a
ak pn mbygkn
wat if i just chew my mouth up
like food u know
what wil hpen??
darah memancut2
pstu mulut terkoyak dgn dsyt nyee
ak trus kan mngunyah my own mouth mcm mkn gummy bears
then habis darah melimpah ruah ke atas lantai
baju.. krusi.. all over the place
then the half part of my mouth dah tde
mnyebabkn nmpk laa bhgian gigi bwh ak yg merah2
when the dentst cme in ak pon serg dier
AK TELAHH MNJADI KANIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok imaginasi ak je
hahahahhaah
*buat muke ikan*

then dh kebas sekebas2nye dktor tu pn msk laa
smbil pegang spanar atau puncher bermata satu
dier pn kate
"jgn risau.. x saket"
ak pn cye.. dgn ikhlas tnpa niat mahu memakn that dntst
her assistan plak hold my head
MY HEAD U KNOW
bapak ahhh kao taw cm proses mbaiki kete je ak rse
huhuw
time cbut tu ak bley dgr byi gigi ak dtarik
dsyt wa ckp luu
then ak rse ccair yg suam mngalir dlm mulut
lme2 sket but i cn feel that cecair itu memenuhi ruang mulut ak
seperti yg korg buleh agak
its blood
lots of blood
alahh nk ak gmbrkan jgk ke?
korg ni imaginasi rendah lahh
*poyo dlm blog sdiri*
klu kiorg tgk movie kan
part accident tu
x pn dlm citer industan
part hero kne blasah tuu
kn darah byk gier memancut2 kluar dr mulut
mcm kes ak drh x de laa ganas sgt
cume memancut ke dinding ahh
ksian dorg pastu kne lap2 dinding tuh
soo at least ak dh taw laa cmne rsenye ade darah yg byk dlm mulut
ak ble tringat blek ptut nye soh doktr tu rkam en
br laa korg nmpk btape penuh aksi thriller nye drh ak memancut
(ok ak tpu lagi)

then dktr tu tye
haa nilah gigi awak
nak bwk blek??
ak: KAO GILER KE APE??
SAKET BODOH! AHH KAO MEH AK MAKAN KAO *smbil terkam ke arah mangsa*
ok itu sume imaginasi ak
againnnnnnnn

hahahha
then lps cbut tuh mlayang lah rm60 ak
huuhuuuhuuu
yg x bley bla nye
pastu cbut gigi trus bli
NASI AYAM BREMPAH
hahahhahahahha ngok gilerr
kunun kempunan
pstu drh x henti2 mngalir
so ak mnum laahh air sirap tu tnpa byk songeh
cehh pdhl bising gilee mintak simpati
x malu btul hahaha
mkn nsi tu pn bersos asli terbaik dr ladang
bdoh la kao ni
(monolog)
ok tp bab mnum2 drh ni bkn imaginasi ak
mmg blaku btul2
its just wont stop
ak bsyukur krn x melakukan imaginasi pertama ak utk memakan mulut sdiri
sbb rse darah yg byk x delaa sdp sgt
bile dah bosan2 mhirup darah segar
ak pn kate kat mber ak
"wehh ak rse ak dh buleh aply nk msk family the cullen sbb ak ni kire vege ahh"
reply mreke: eeeeeeeeeeeeee (smbil mbuat muka hina)

soo skang ni the bleeding hs stop!
im bloodless
cewahh
soo tamat lahh alkisah gigi fly
they live happily ever after =]