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u knw
tgge kat umah ak ni
ade poison 4 rats
mcm biji2 gandum
dlm bekas petak kecik
slalu kat tgkt satu je ak nmpk
maybe dier nk prevent rats dr naik smpai ke tgkat 5
tp
td ak nmpk beberape eko lipas
mndirikan rumah tgga dsitu
bersama keluarga tercinta
didalam bekas itu
this proves that racun utk katak adalah madu utk lipas
eh i mean tikus =,=""

si suami bkata " yang2 indh btul tmn perumahan kita kan.. nyaman.. tade makhluk bebulu kacao.. dekat jgk dgn tmpt kerja abang.. senang nk cr mkn.. mmg rezeki kita laa"
si isteri "awwwww abang~ u r soo sweet choose kn this wonderful place for us.. we r in heaven!"
*kiss2*

blehhhhhhhhhhhhh geli gile hahhahhahaahhahah
jijik je ak rse apabila mnerjah msk ke mnda psgn lipas

ak td syok2 brcerita hal2 kawen hahhaha
mk bpk ak g kduri kawen ala2 english style
ak dgn penuh expression nye
"kao taw mmg gile omputeh style lahh dier kawenn fuuhhh smpai part tawar menawar pon tde"
mber ak "fly.. tepung tawar.. bkn tawar menawar"
omg ak sgt bodoooooo
hahhahahhahahahah

btw mak ak kasi karipap inti betik
ak mcm errrr *kriket2*
hahahahha nak ke tanak amek
cehh amek laa kn
tu mber kesen ak kasi n mak ak kate sdp
dier suh org rumah ak mkn skali

mber ak tye "fly.. kao dah rse?"
dier pn cm pelik dn ragu2
"err blum ak takut nk rse"
mber ak pn kate yg dier pn takut nk mkn hahhhhaha
mcm x sedap je kao taw betik
BETIK
kite bule buat ayt dr stu
"kao biar betik!"
ataw
"betik sungguh anda ini"
ataw mgkin
"kebetikan yg mlmpau"
mungkin juga
"betik! fenomena alaf bru yg melanda msyarakat dunia"
*fly stop it*

tp rela x rela rse ahh
fine ahh mcm karipap bese gak ahh
rse pedas dier extra laa
so x de laa rse betik pn
buat penat je brimaginasi

eh eh ak nk cite ni
hahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
kao taw mber ak ade reputasi yg sgt tggi
sbg penangkap lipas terunggul
kalau kite sebut name dier
sluruh masyarakat lipas pasti gerun
diorg pn x sggup sebut nme mber ak ni
klu diorg borak2 diorg akn gelarkan mber ak ni "you-know-who"

betul hrtu ak dgr laa kn diorg borak
"ehh jom kite pegi rumah si polan.. sye dgr citer ade barang baik pye.. jom laa pegi nnt msti isteri2 kite lbh sygkn kita"
kwn dier kate "hah rumah yg tgkt 5 tu?? awak biar btul??"
dier pn jwb "ha ah laa btul mereka slalu ade mknn yg sedap2 ala2 hotek gitu"
kwn dier brkate smbil mgigil2 "eh x boleh laa sbb jiran dier adlh rumah you-know-who. sye tnk isteri sye jd balu.. kami br kawen mggu lepas.."

see hbt x mber ak
klu ak dh ready ngan pnyapu dier ready ngan tisu
gile saiko
pastu ble lips tu mcm lari2 nnt dier kjar laa
pastu tgkp
alaa mcm kite tgkap hmster mcm tu lahh
ak bgge ad kwn mcm dier
mmg hebat
extra gempak

hahhahahhaahah

monday ride

monday monday monday
luv it <33333
full of thrill
full of excitement
ohh i really2 love it~
LIAR!
hahahahhahahahahahah
no lahh i treat everyday the same way
LIAR AGAIN
ok lupe kan

i just bleed myself in the bus and its painful *nak dgr crite darah tsembur2 lg?*
i have to bare wif the pain the whole day.. and night.. and maybe tmorrow
i just realise that ive lost most of my stationaries at home duhh
i just realise that i dont hv money in my purse
i just realise i hv a test tmorrow
i just get my cal result n it sucks
i was hungry like panda the whole day
i was sleepy like koala *its not like wat u think mister* the whole day
i was thirsty like "fish being taken out from water"
and it makes me drink A LOT!
therefore i hv to go to toilet A LOT!
and that ladies and gentlemen is soo irritating! thank you~

how wonderful my monday is!
but i guess knowing somebody had a good day today
makes me feel my day wasnt so bad

at least i hv/able/managed/without borrowing other ppl money/successfully bought a new eraser which cost me 40cent and that help me a bit in doing the correction paper for cal HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
and mirah called me ths evening makes me feel like hugging her tight.. hoi makhluk! heheheheheheeheheheh thnx calling! eventho pendek (maksd ak duration kol bkn kao pndek) tape at least ak bole jerit2 ckp ngan kao.. sje nk kasi kao pekak! wahahahahaha..

still dier msh blum ade lesen HAHHAHA
errkkk

ok itu shja

p/s: hri ni tde idea nk merapu.. nnt dah ade ak tulis oke! *sampai sekarang ak tataw ape mksd "p/s" main pkai gne je.. well at least ak gne btul kan so?*

sorry for all the mistakes ive made

i know it hurts you badly
well it hurts me too
and ill take the blame
for everything that happened

my incapability to tell you the truth
my fear of hurting you
that at the end kill us both

i could give you thousands of reasons
if i want to
however i just cant put those
into the finest words
how can i?

im sorry
i let you down
im sorry i hurt you
i understand everything that you try to say
i do..
i do..

and im sorry
maybe sorry is never enough for you
and i know that too
putting you into such situation
does not make me feel good at all
ill take the blame or everything that happenned

please forgve me

happy-ness

The smile across her face is reflected in her eyes
This happiness she has, it’s not a lie
If she could, she would scream and jump for joy
But this happiness isn’t coming from a toy
Her cheeks hurt for smiling so long
I think she might start to sing a song
A song about true happiness
A feeling that she found in her heart
This happiness, she wants everyone to be apart of
This happiness is never to be taken away
She wants it so badly to stay
For all her life she’s been sad and lonely
But she finally found a cure
So please don’t ruin it for her

True Happiness by Gary Bolduc

bestttt gileeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cter tuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

helo helo helo helo helo
hahahhaha annoying x?
lagi3
helo helo helo helo helo
klu ke bwh?
helo
helo
helo
helo
klu mnyenget?
*blah laa kao fly*

ak ade mslh ni
dah lme dah pasan
tp buat tataw
wahahahhaha
mslh ni agak rumit
eh cbe sebut blek
rumit
rumet
room mate
same lahh
wahahhahaha br taw byi dier sme
hihihi
fyi byi=bunyi bkn bayi
hahahahahaha
kan ke x msk akal
" wahahhahahah br taw BAYI dier sme"
hahahhahaha
*fly apekah??*

i knw i hv ths problem since ever
i cnot be left alone without food for my thought
if im being left alone without puzzle
or sumthg to think about
my mind will go wild

then i will start rmember all the funny thngs ive ever made
like funny jokes
or funny acts
watever yg funnylah
lps tu i will smile by myself
klu skit tape ni melebar je syum
yg lg mslhnye
i cnot afford to control myself
from laughing about it
taw x gelak tu ade kluar byi?? like HAHAHAHAHA
not like ihik2
*mcm seumur hidup ak x pena gelak kao nk ajar gelak tu kluar byi*
ok fineeeeeeeee =p
ini mjadi mslh bsr
bile ak dlm kete ngan bpk ak
then ktorg snyap
then tetibe ak gelak
pstu nk cover
"eh x dj ni lwk"
wth
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

ataupn mse tgh mkn diam2 tetibe gelak
x ke haru??

tolong mslh bsr ni
"besar punyaaaaaaaaa"
ak malulah klu tetibe gelak x tentu psl

as u knw i easily laugh
n i laugh like crazy
sume akn sruh ak diam pye lah
ak gelak n gelak ak akn bpnjgn
hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
like im doin rite knw
sume bnde nk gelak
kdg2 x lwk pn
tp gelak jgk
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

pastu ak x bole klu org trigger kmerengan ak
nnt x bhenti2 mereng
hahahhahahahahahha
pastu mrapu2 x sudah
penat taw x?

tp ak ske je gelak
jgn pasni trus siyes je ngan ak
muke ketat je
tp ak rse klu kaorg wat mcmtu pn
ak gelak jgk
hahahaah muke ketat??
lwknye mcmne muke ketat?
hhaahhahahaha KETAT?
hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
omg ak rse nk muntah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

ekceli ak jmpe term ni kat dlm gmbr seekor kucing dlm fb
tuan dier kate
"muke nk ketat je"
hahahhahahhahahah
sbnrnye ak dah lme taw term ni
tp ble tringt blek lwk plak

KANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
ak dah start dah tringt bende2 bodooo
ok ok
chill2

ok ak taw korg rse x lwk
tape2 biar ak gelak sonsorg hehheheh
sooo ade sesiape nk cdgkn solution??
mcmne nk sttlekn ths problem
=DDDDD

p/s: ak taw tjuk tade kne mngene.. ak tgk rmai plak suke buat.. so ak nk test ape rse dier buat tjuk tde kne mengena mcm ni.. err tde la srunut mne pn tp... srunut lah jgk hahahhahahahahhaahhaha

kbosanan tahap dewa

currently ak bpusing2 ats tilam mcm org x tentu arah
mnunggu mr punchi2 yg x on2
tataw da bpe ribu lucky stars
n origami ros yg tlah ak buat
smbil mlanguk tgk pge ym tu
grrrrrrrrrrr
siap kao ble kao online

so ak decide nk mrapu sbentar

td pgi bgn awal
tp tdo blek
sbb? suke
npe suke sbb sje nk soh kwn marah
soo kul 1035 mber ak text
"kao kat mne?"
ak pn jwb
"ngah drift"
cewahh padahal ngan bekfes mkn karipap kat umah
hahahahahhaha
tp dier yg lmbt
mirah kao mcm SIPOTT
ak mle2 ok lg laa text
"syg u kt mne?"
xreply ak pn pns ahh
"kao kt mne doh?"
hahahhaha gler beze hahahah
makkluk ni mmg bikin pneh je hhahahah

pastu g laa klcc
pehh konon ahh rye cine kdai tutup
pdhl dtg awaal gila
bli tiket nseb bek tade kes2 mcik mngamuk
sbb ak da x lrt nk lyn adegan2 pelik
pstu ak pn x igt sgt laa ape yg ktorg buat
tp mostly ak gelak
knape eh?
maybe tnpe sbb hahahahha
ak igt ak tkinja2 hahhaha
tp ak x igt knape.. hmmm

haaa
nk taw tdkn ak g galeri
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
mostly gmbr kat stu xde mkne utk ak
dan ak hye make fun of it..
ok giler x mhargai seni
kpd si pngmbil gmbr
sye mmg kagum laa dgn hsil seni awak
mmg gmpk dn mkagumkn
terkesima dbuatnye

pstu g mkn kat signature tuh
sbla ak ade empat org india tue
comel je mreka mkn eskem mcD
hahahha sorg tu kn mkn mcm mkn nugget
hahhahaha
dier x jilat dier mkn
wtf fly!
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BENGONG GILA

amirah mjed tade lesenn ayok tataw~
p/s: ni sje je nk kne kn kao tgk kao marah x?
=DDDDDDD

td g tnds
tggu kt luar
mirah mjed yg msuk
ak tggu pnye tggu
tgk mamat bkn wrganegara
nk pegi toilet
smpai dpn toilet dier bhenti
smbil ushar kdalam
ak pn tumpag pelik mcm dier
ade makhluk ape dlm tu smpai dier tkut nk msk??
tetibe tringat kpd monster2 dlm cter atromen
atau pn akan ade serangan pacat
mlompat2 kluar dr tnds
euuuuuuuuu
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
klu jd mcm ak tataw nk buat ape
smbh coke mcd kott
itu je snjate yg ak ade

eh btw korg taw x cmne nk buat pacat yg fake?
klu korg nk kenekn kwn tyme bday dier lahh kn
mirah ak taw bday kao dh dkt siap ahh
hahhahahaha
cre2 dier mcm ni
amek kokocrunch
rendam dlm susu
lme2
tp jgn arr smpai basi lak
pastu dier akn kembg
mcm pct atau lipas
haaa
cmtu ahh
senang je
snarnye ak sdiri pnah tkjut ngan mnde tu
hahhahahahaha
siap mlompat agi

smpai umah ak trun bas
jln2 mdaki bukit
mredah lautan
berenang ketepian
smbil mnum air kotak oren
skali ade lak sembur2 nyamuk kat umah ak
peergggghhh
bau mcm tikus reput cmpur ikan mati kembong kat laut tercemar
dn dikisar hingga sbati
mntp punya!
ak pn tutup nk straw spya x mcemarkn air aku
cewahh
pstu spruh mti thn nfs

smpai umah ak tgk byk gila lipas btmpiaran ke sane sni
mybe umah diorg tlh tcemar ngan smburn nyamuk tu
adelah 3 4 ekor
ak yg mmg anti kpd makhluk hitam
berkilat dn berbulu tu
x lupe besesungut yg annoying tu
mhalau mreke dgn cre pling mntap
"shuuuhh shuuhhh"
smbil mbuat gerakan tgn ala2 taichi
cume tde bckground msic ahh
tp diorg degil
ak pn bertitah
"woi korg ak taw laa korg cm sesak nafaskn
tp boleh x korg gather satu kluarge mati sesame?!"
pehhhhhhh mcm depe paham
hahahhahhahhaa

ok lahh smpai dsini shje
thanx mira mjed for evrything

p/s: mr punchi2 dah on yeay2!

jam_an

wuu sal korg bce??
*sbb ini kan ke blog*
tp tjuk dier? korg still bce ee x malu
*hihi tesipu2*
ish3 ape nk jd korg ni

itu karutn di larut mlm

ak kn bz
mcm yb yg x cukup tgn nk handle mslh rkyt
*tgn lgi*
kne pergi sne sini
mnyelamatkn dunia dr helah anasir2 jht
mbersih kn environment
dr kotorn2 degil
mhapuskn kebulurn
d ngara2 yg memerlukn
dgn mlimpahkn coklat ke ldg gndum
atau melimpahkn senyuman yg manis gitu
atau mlimpahkn jelingan mnja
*kang ak limpang kao kang*

soo stlh ai blik dr kje
dgn jln yg jam
projek2 yg on hold
tender2 yg mjadi impian
msih lg ddlm diskusi
bini lg anak2 lgi
mmg emm susah sket lah
*fly mngkuk sudah cukup*

so ak penat
bkk lptop tertido smbil mnaip
selsema tnda pressure
itu saintifik aw jgn main2!
main2?
main ape?
pukul berape dtuk harimau?
pukul due~
pukul brape dtuk harimau?
pukul 3~
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*smbil berlari2 tkut d makan*
*otak ak mngong sket*
*x perlu offer nk pukul*

so ak decide nk tdo sbntr bersama kit kat
then siap
set jam phone..
jam phone mber..
suh mber jd jam..
suh jam jd mber..
suh sah suh sah~
*maklum yg diats adalah sound effect yg tataw dtg dr mne*

mber ak ade laa kjut
bule plak ak jwb
"iye2 sile ikut giliran, jgn brebut2.
gunung x lari kmana jgn rsau. satu utk sume sume utk satu*
ish3 itu sume fitnah belake!
mnede ak ckp mcm tu
ak just ckp
"kao pehal?! biar btul? check2 mike 123.. oye mngikut maklumat yg dberikn cuaca akn brubah mngikut zon dan yg sme waktu dgn nye.. soo bule lah berbuka"
eh mnede kao gile klu ckp mcmtu sure
ak diketuk2 dgn sudip
smbil mber ak nyanyi
"kami dah pulang emak buat cucur
mudah sje tmbh air
gaul sbati goreng dn sedia
tepung cucur adabi rahsianye!"

ak ckp
"haaa ok thanx"
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
then tjage
tgk dh pagi tp bkn laa pkul 8 mcm post yg sblum ni
msih lg "pagi yg gelap kni suda terang ak adekmu dn engkao abg" gitu~
then tgk laptop
ym
hahahhahahahah mber ak g mutekn laptop ak
sbb tanak byi audible
gila jahat
ak rse byi punchi2 yg kuat tuh sure bule bgnkn ak lah kan
tp apakn daya masa x akan kembali
hancur musnah laa semuanya~
selamat hari raya hari utk kita bersuka ria
setahun hya skali mrayakn hri yg mulia ini~

then ak tgk mber ak yg sme2 bsyahid ngan ak td
telah slamat dsyahidkn
x bgn2~
tgk jam msh ade lg symbol alarm
npe x bbyi td?
klu x msti ak bgn on time
ak puzzle mmikirkn nya
mungkin sbb ble ak set jam
nk bgn kul 12 mlm
ak tkan 12 pm
dn dier x jd nk berbyi
mberontak dan mogok lapar
itulah hp ak
*cehh pdhl ak rse ak yg slah*
soo lps ni set jam 12 am yeahh
eh korg ntah2 kn mber ak yg syahid tu pn set jam 'pm' x?
hahahhahaah

so ble bgn
otak slow
kne blog dlu utk recharge otak!
wuuuu~
skng dah oke
trima kasih kpda mereka yg sudi mbace
trima ksh kpd mak dn ayh dkampung
penerbit.. pnulis lirik.. tv3..
ohhhhh sye x taw nk ckp ape dsini *blushing2*
kpd pminat2 anugerah ini utk anda
tnpa anda tiadalh sye dsini
trima kseh byk2
awwwwww
*flying kiss*

cehh pastu award jatuh dn pecah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
errr =,=""

ape ntah tjuk yg sblum ni (part 2)

ok nmpk sgt pmls nk g check tjuk ak yg aritu..

smbung cter aritu..
ak pn smpai intec dgn slamat
pastu ape yg blaku adlh rhsia

kaca
bosan
ak x phm nape msti buat mnde ni
ok snarnye x laa bosan sgt
tp still u knw..
like err~~
ak bjet ade laa grouping2 ke
wat aktiviti2 yg mbrangsangkn minda ke
smlm ade fitness mnde ntah
exercise2 laa itu ak x kesa laa
x laa susa mne
tp yg coordinator tu pelik gile
err x.. x plik
cme ak je yg cm rse dier plik
smthg wrong smwher *sesenang hati kao je fly*
tape jgn rsau
dier bukan alien berbdn hijau bjari tiga
tp dier botak itu psti
kilat woo~
HAHAHAHHAHA
pastu dier pumping gne ibu jari
gile blagak
pastu dier x abes2 citer psl bini dier seorg uztazah
tp mmg pelik laa dier tu
AND
suke men-trigger-kn sifat ke-blue-an guys
grrrrrr

weh ak ngantuk ahh
smpai sni je laa
nmpknye mse mcemburui kita
hahhahahaha alasan

gila bgus... (part1)

smlm gila penat..
decorate2 design2 potong2 gam2 jahit2
pastu ak ngan rumate ak dh mcm syur
layu~~~~~~~~~~~~
pastu x bley blah
HAUS GILA NK MAM!
hausss hausss hausssss
mcari2 air mcm ikan
*kire air tu penting ahh*
*x pyh nk gelakn prumpamaan ak*

pg ni gila best!
dsebabkn bgun kul 630 tu ade ke plak
angin
dingin
salju *gile tipu*
meniup2 langsir oren ak..
ak pn bselubung dlm blanket ak yg COSY gilaaa
then tdo balekkkkkkkkkkkk
wuuuuuuuu sedappppppppppppp

then tjage.. ooopss pehal terang gila
tgk laa hp..
7.58
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
mlompat dr katil!
siyes x tipu ble igt2 blek cm actress indiana jones
wuuu
melompat2
HAHAHHAHAHAH
tros je amek towelllllllll
skali tringat bju kurung x gosok lagi
pasti jerit
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
then rumate ak pn tjage
HAHHHAHA
ak pn dgn ganas nye kluarkn bju kurung ak tu dr locker
PUNG PANG *smbil mcarut d sane sni*
kluakn iron bla bla bla
time tu ak rse cm nk byk tgn..
bru laa stylekn sume tgn2ku bergerak dlm stu mse
skali mber ak kate
"fly.. kao g laa mndi ak tolong ironkn bju kao"
"THANK YOU WEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
again mlompat nk pegi ketnds

ak pn yg rse lmbt ni kol parents ak
"ktorg tgh cr parking ni"
shittttttttttttttttttttttttt
then dgn pntsnye
ak pn trun tgge dr tgkt 5 yg cm klcc tu
kengkang2 ak trun tgge laju2
ok time ni ak x tpikir pn nk kaki2 yg byk
sbb itu gile geli utk diimagine
especially time trun tgge
adeke plak mamat2 cleaner tu usha2
time tu ak pn jln mcm kool lahh kn
kao gile ke hape kengakang2 dpn org
eu
then ble dh lps mamat2 immigran tu
ak pn kengkang2 blek
HAHAHHAHA
*gile mcm bodo*

then naek bs
ok time ni ak hrp sgt bs intec ni drift
buat wheeli time slekoh
kire ak dtg intec ngan pnuh gaye lah kn
hahahahha
tp malang nye bs tu
lmbt mcm siput

sheesss ak de hal laa
kne g dewan blek
nnt ak smbung
chow!

alahai

sedih giler
bju ak terbang jatuh atas bumbung kat bwh rumah
iye bwh rumah ak ade bumbung ak tanak explain
xde mood

sedihh gileeeeerrrrrr
nak ngesssss
i luv that shirt
dlu bli kat penang
ak shoping ngan adek ak
bli baju tu~~~
wawawawawa

ok ak sedih gile nk nges
ak rse cukup sedih hri ni
as usual hari2 ak mmg mnyedihkn
tp dr pagi bfikirn positif
tp now ak rse nk nges gileeeeeerrr

why must that shirt
i miss my sister now
plus tshirt tu ade gmbr ayam mati
yg sgt comel
ak pkai tshirt tu jmpe nabil
jmpe amirah majed
sedihhhhhhhhhhnyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
canot takeeeeeeeeee
i want that shirt!!!!
*god fly stop crying like a child*
WAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA