10 mins before class start

location: Grainger cafe

had exams for the past 7 weeks and i feel like fully cooked salmon (muka udoh merah2 penat). at least minggi depan cuti thanksgiving so definitely looking forward for that! hows everyone been doing? lame x borak beb.. i promise to skype you ppl during the holiday okeh!

ive been sick for the past 4 days due to the coldness.. makan ubat sume ar tp not much change anyway..

im starting to miss Msia little bit more now esp the shopping malls (MUAHAHAHA) and the cinema (DOUBLE MUAHAHHA) since im such an excellent "broker" i dont have much to spend on unnecessary things esp movies T___T im boreddd to death smtimes so i started working.. still bored and i started cooking tons of dishes..

oh hope to see you guys soon gtg bye!

F U T U R E

Assalamualaikum and hello everyone!

oke whatever..

i had a looonngggg shower today and suddenly i had the idea what i want to do in my life in the future! you know (err probably not) how i really want to be a marine biologist but turned out taking finance major currently and so i do sometimes ( like EVERYDAY) think about what i want to do in the FIUCHERRRRRR

plan a

plan b

plan c

well let me flashback my first attempt to achieve my ambition

i really thought i could make it through to work at the Aquaria KLCC

i know isnt that just great?!

i mean FISH EVERYWHEREEEEE

so, i figured the easiest way to work there is to get married with the son of Aquaria's owner

(eyerrrr)

however, i dont really know who act own aquaria..

so therefore im not sure if he or she is married and already have children

seriously, i cannor get married to a toddler or

the owner hasnt got married yet

or worst case scenario the owner is a women

i cannot get married to a women of course

i considered that plan failed!

so second plan is to just study and apply any management position there!

haha pandai sikit dah ni

like waaaaaaa

and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

but then uuurrmmmmmm

i was also wondering if i could take double degree in finance and marine biology

which in other words CRAYYZAYYY

well who cares.. its just a plan anyway..

but still when will i be able to graduate and actually working then?

ive got other things to do also

like coughcough getmarriedbla3 coughcough

work IS important! plus i love finance

its challenging and interesting

not easy as it may look

and i could talk a lot

AAWWWWWW YEEAAHHHHHH

also im planning to take a number of professional financial certificates isnyaAllah!

so where do i go now?

i clearly want both but...

so back to the story i took a long shower

and i feel like i should study law instead

(too much legally blonde from yesterday)

just cross that out

so i feel like i should just stick with my second plan

but

where will it take me?

i mean its just aquaria and nothing much

i feel like i might just get excited in the beginning with the fish and all

but really where will it lead me?

unless if i got married to the son of NOOOOOOO GET RREAL hahaha

so after a longg shower (havent finish so bazir air only)

i figured i might be better off working at Discover or better yet National Geography~

AAAWWWWWWWYYEEAAAAHHHHH

thats what we're talking about people!

its just brilliant! i feel like a genius baby

ngahahaha

what? did i just heard you say im the coolest person ever?

o yeahh hahaha

oke enough

ckp mcm dh dpt keje

dont shush it

this is my "eureka" moment!!

but you know instead of bath tub i got it from showering

still..

lets party like crazy!! i know what im going to do in the future!!

ah-ha ho-yeahh

ok dah dah eeee geli sungguh perangai

anyway happy ramadan everyone !

hope you'll fine the idea what to do in the future ^____^

ish tengok lah kawan2 kite ni

straight to the point people..

ape sbnrnye masalahnye ngan perancangan satu email/ satu malaysia (yg ala2 fb tu) kat korg?

kamon laa.. knape most people nk besar2 kan isu ni yg konon nye "useless" and korg rase bende tu some kind of joke?

biar laa kerajaan Malaysia nk buat ape pon.. jgn laa taw merungut je.. itukan improvement.. adeke kite ni yg dpt segala limpah ruah bantuan dr kerajaan, nk mperlekehkan usaha pembangunan, for this matter pembangunan on technology thingy.. dr cara korg cakap (tulis kat status, comment, share sane sini) mcm semua tu nonsense.. xde function.. xde benefit.. korg igt kerajaan buat semua tu mmg saje suke2 buang mase? mmg nk buat bnde x berfaedah? mmg plan nak come out ngan crap? ke korg igt kerajaan mmg ade direct purpose dier utk korg? mmg program tu dirancang, masuk kluar meeting bebulan2, buat improvisation sane sni.. khas special utk korg sorg?

"nah cik Farah Liyana ni mmg kami kerajaan Malaysia cipta limited edition utk awak"

of cos x kan.. utk the whole of MALAYSIA.. mestila dorg dh pikir dlm2 purpose mende tu sume.. kite ni org luar (as in yg xde msuk cmpur or main peranan mcm master of ceremony dlm meeting tu) x pyh laa nk gebang sane sni mcm tahu hal luar dan dlm perancangan ni.. just anggap laa pembangnan ni utk semua org.. mungkin x bg impak yg bsr kat kite, tp kite x taw utk org len mcmane..

kawan2,

kite ni blaja pndai2.. siap ade blog sume ni kan.. blaja smpai negeri china lg.. jgn laa berfikiran terlalu sempit.. bg laaa ruang utk see the positive side.. see the bigger picture.. klu korg tgk satu batang pen xde dkwat tergolek2 kat lantai mmg nmpk xde function.. alahai smpah je ni.. boleh dispose mcm tu jee.. tp korg x taw dlm tu ade spring.. (ape je function spring cenenot dlm pen tu kan selain dr korg bule main picit) spring tu laa yg kite gune nk practically buat motion sensor dlm lab.. dah buat motion sensor expand2 technology bole buat touch screen.. taw2 je iphone 5 nk kluar dh tahun ni.. hamek kao.. drpd sebatang pen tde ink kot..

see bile explain dr segi scientific reti plak.. simple reasoning punyelah susah.. ak yakin ade benefitnye nnt buat kite pd msa akn dtg.. the first step is always the hardest, but we wont get hurt trying.. kite ni student mcm2 halangan cabaran kite jumpe n tempuh hr2.. klu blja fizik, chem, calculus tu punye lah susah nk phm mase first time dgr, tp kite terime je.. absorb je ape cegu2 ckp.. buat latihan beterabur sane sni siap niru lg.. ni pastu nk master dlm 3/4 bulan supaya leh jwb tyme final.. jalan je.. A je semua kan..

jd,

APEKAH MASALH KORG smpai nk merendah2kan.. mperlekeh2kan.. bnde kecik mcm ni? bnde yg x sepatutnye jd mslh.. yg kite boleh terima dgn hati terbuka.. xpyh nk kne kire grade ke kne wat assignment ke presentation ke.. given lg..

kawan2,

kite ni ble dh hbs blaja nnt belum tentu dpt bantu 100 org dlm mase sbulan.. silap2 ade di antara kite yg end up yg tindas org laen.. perancangan kerajaan ni generally nk tolong semua 2.7 billion org.. tolak korg2 yg x mghargai pon still the number is enormous..

please just stop making jokes out of it.. klu ade isi yg bermanfaat xpe.. klu tin kosong?

sorry, i just dont find the jokes that are continuously popped out funny at all.. at first ak pon skeptical.. mcm apelah function bnde alah tu kan.. tp kite diberi akal fikir laa consequence of the plan carefully.. klu x pon consequence korg ble nk cr kerja lps blaja nnt..

dah2 laa tu..

org tamak slalu rugi

mcm ak skarang ini

x dpt hbis kan mushroom soup yg beli td..

perut penuh rase mcm bergugus2 cendawan tumbuh di keliling intestine..

ala2 villi gituu

hahahahhahaha yerrr

ape lg yg rugi

nmpk bontot org

angle: 345 degree dr tmpt ak duduk..

atau kpd yg kurg sket bab2 angle ni

bontot tersebut terletak di kawasan barat laut dr seat ak

yerrr

lps tu ak jg sdg menghadap sepasang kaum wanita yg suke same suke

angle: 035 lebih kurang timur laut lah

mungkin mereka tgh mnceritakan mslh2 harian

kalau part2 emo sedih2 skit.. dahi betemu dahi

oke laa kan.. dahi je kott

sweet agak nye tuu

x kesah laa kann

angle 000 ak adalah sebekas mushroom soup yg ade lg suku..

skit lg fly skit lg..

purdah, niqab, burqa and fried chicken??

me: FRIED CHICKENNNNNN!! i wanna eat fried chicken yum3.. it taste so good imma lick my fingers mann.. wuhoo! i love fried chicken i wanna eat fried chicken till i die.. nom nom nom so niceeeee weeeee ^_____^

*suddenly a bunch of officer surround me*

" Felai! STOP EATING FRIED CHIKCEN!"

uhuk uhuk *apekah ini dgn muke paling blurr tekebil2 sambil fried chicken di tangan*

me: whyyyy?? whyy?? porke?? can you see it soo yummy!! smell it people smeeeeell it nom nom nom (padahal chuak ni ape kejadahnye semua ini.. oke oke fly buat muke comel.. buat muke comel)

they: You mush stop eating fried chicken because it can coz an increase in cholestrol! lead to obesity, heart attack!!

me: oh nooo but i love it.. idc i want too.. i can eat what i want where i want.. I WANT TO EAT FRIED CHIKEN! *sambil hentak2 kaki dan trus membuat tarian chiken dance sbg alternative utk mnujuk kan betapa sedap nye fried chicken*

they: You are banned to eat fried chicken! cant you see? we are preventing you from becoming obese so that you wont be discriminated by people! we do not allow discrimination of obese people to happen so stop eating fried chicken! *peehhh serius gile beb muke dorg ni nk tkencing ak tgk hahaha*

me: alaa chill laa brader *ayat cover smbil tgn nk nyorokkan ayam goreng dlm beg* if you guys can eat Chipotle (sejenis makanan disini utk kawan2 yg pelik ) or Ians pizza (sejenis pizza yg sedap, oke bukan sejenis je pizza yg ade, sejenis kedai pizza.. jiran ak kot kedai pizza ni sedap siyes x tipu) i can eat fried chicken just because i want too. i would not be discriminated =D so dont worry about me. even homeless got their own circle of friends let alone obese people. so nice of you worrying about me but no thanks hehe (at the same time tgn dh bjye nyorokan seketul ayam dlm beg hahahahaha)

they: no fried chicken are allowed! no fried chicken are allowed! no fried chicken are allowed!

lps tu semua kasi kluar pistol hala kat ak.. mak aihhh chuak dowww.. alamakk nak sgt ayam goreng ak duhhhh =,=

anyway, this is just my view of the current issue that happen in France.. i find it very ridiculous like.. oh come on.. i just want to eat fried chicken heheee.. oke not funny not funny..

the real situation is way serious than a couple of fried chicken so hope things get better soon and more support from Muslims in helping them to get through their life in the country. InsyaAllah the victory is on our side =]

p/s: tetibe je kan out of no where ak wat blog post haha weird fly weird *back to appendix D in accounting*